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The press about Hans Teeuwen




Leicester comedy festival preview show

The world of comedy can be an insular place. Acts hailed as geniuses by their peers and die-hard stand-up fans, may be received only coolly by the wider audience.

That's why events like the annua l Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Show can be so revealing, with a good proportion of its sold-out 1,700 audience likely to have never seen the inside of a comedy club. This is a gauge of what real people think. In that sense, it's just like the Royal Variety Performance? but less starry, in the East Midlands, and held in the presence not of a Queen or Prince, but a county councillor from Groby.

It's not the most obvious audience for the more weird and wonderful acts who grace the circuit, so putting demented Dutch absurdist Hans Teeuwen on the bill might have been something of a gamble. But he was one of two stand-out stars of the night; joyous news for those who would argue that you don't need to be bland to be popular.

Teeuwen can sometimes be self-indulgent, but when he bangs out his brilliant set pieces as he did here, his manic energy, air of unpredictability and just plain daftness hits the spot. He's never going to be for everyone - many were surely baffled by why a man making his sock puppet eat a Mars bar could possibly be funny - but his songs about Nostradamus, his own name and a convoluted story about the sort of movies he likes certainly won this twisted cabaretier plenty of fans tonight.

The other highlight of the night was the far more conventional Micky Flanagan, regaling us with his stories of being a working -class Cockney Herbert made good. His background gives him the insight to talk with about both sides of the class divide: from the lack of opportunities - and ambition - of his youth, to the pretentiousness of middle-class restaurants and parenting. He is, literally, a class act.

This is social commentary many can relate to, but deftly delivered as personal anecdotes. The breezy Flanagan has charm by the sackful and a finely-honed talent for benevolent piss-taking, with himself more often than not the victim of his good-natured joshing.

The showcase was held together by Jenny Éclair, in what she claimed was her first ever compering job. She's not a natural host, but splitting her loud and lewd act into smaller segments serves it well, and she providing brash, lively, cartoon-like fillets between the other performers without her relentlessly brassy -host-flush Barbie - persona becoming overly grating. Even her filthy mouth was forgiven. The older she gets, the more ridiculous her persona becomes, and the greater the grotesque caricature.

Ever-genial Jarred Christmas went down a storm, too, as his nerdish obsessions drove him from mild-mannered Kiwi to increasingly impassioned ranter, railing about such vital causes for concern as the downgrading of Pluto's planetary status, and the reorganisation of his personal Top Ten Dinosaurs chart. Such zealous displays tend to play well ? especially when the gripe is so persona l - and Christmas has the perfect mix of likeability geekiness and dynamic performance skills to pull it off with aplomb.

Another nerd with issues, the pernickety Jon Richardson, also went down well, with his cheery confessions about his low-level misanthropy and borderline OCD behaviour that means he insists every DVD and item of cutlery has its place his well-ordered Swindon home. He manages to be simultaneously both grumpily intolerant and endearingly self-deprecating about his own debilitating foibles - so getting laughs of recognition and pity both at the same time.

Aging thespian Count Arthur Strong's senile bungling and spluttered malapropisms split the crowd, as he cack-handedly re-enacted a scene from Dracula, which quickly descended into an insane argument with himself. Steve Delaney's impressive creation is someone who never keeps his inner monologue on the inside, and the babblings of his decaying mind provided moments of brilliance. But the set didn't fully gel here, and he probably ended up baffling as many people than he converted.

Henry Paker - winner of last year's new act competition at this very festival and much-vaunted star of the future - was something of a let-down. His set, largely about the niceties of punctuation in this text-messaging age, was slick and easy to relate to. But it lacked much personality, and he seemed to be trying too hard to emulate Michael McIntyre's universality of middle-class observations. He was by far the least experienced on the bill - though you wouldn't know it from his assured performance - so maybe he wheeled out his tried-and-tested material to impress such a large crowd? but the result was more sterile than he is capable of.

Shazia Mirza was pedestrian, too. She's much more cheerful on stage than she used to be, and in this shortish set concentrated on doling out the punchlines, some of which were about her Islamic faith, some of which weren't. The workmanlike gags themselves were resolutely OK: straightforward, unsurprising, sometimes very obvious . Nothing all that memorable or spectacular, but a passable offering

Though entertaining, Mitch Benn didn't quite provide the show-stopping finale you might expect from such a commanding musical act. His banter didn't help: largely ungracious complaints about how badly he'd been treated by the festival n the 11 years it took him to get to headline this gig. His tongue was probably in cheek? but it came across as a self-centred whine. Benn did point out that his show at the festival proper will focus on the songs ? with the backing of full rock and roll band ? which might come as a blessing, as his set is at its best when he lets the songs do the talking.

His anti-James-Blunt ballad struck a chord; likewise his witty old faithful about male gruntings meaning 'I love you'. He closed with a rock opera based on an epic literary tale - The Very Hungry Caterpillar - which is musically impressive, although not much of a barnstormer to bring this generally impressive showcase to a climax.

Reviewed by: Steve Bennett
Leicester, January 2009

 

Hans Teeuwen: maverick on the edge

 

Hans Teeuwen: maverick on the edge

Last Updated: 12:01am  GMT  29/01/2008

 

 

Dominic Cavendish reviews Hans Teeuwen at the Soho Theatre

Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen can pat out the theme tune to Popeye the Sailor Man on his cheeks. He can press a plastic ruler to his lips and make it sound like a cutesy wind instrument. He can sit at a grand piano and hammer out a demented deliciously off key jazz number. During his first UK solo show Teeuwen pronounced "toe un" rather than "tew when" does a lot of daring and unusual things. What he won't do is crack jokes about Islamic fundamentalism.

Why would you expect him to? Well mainly because he was a friend of Theo van Gogh the outré film maker murdered in Amsterdam in 2004 by a young Muslim extremist. When the debate raged in Holland in the aftermath of that horrific event Teeuwen joined in. He's no fool yet that's how he chooses to present himself here as the overgrown kid with a ton of party pieces.

At his best the lanky dark blond Teeuwen captures a valuable flavour of Dutch innocence and experimentation. When he tells us how he pulverised a passer by for looking "vulnerable" then hectored the victim for not forgiving him during a rehabilitation session he hits just the right maverick note of provocation.

And it's impossible not to warm to his expressive beatnik charm when he starts singing Nights in White Satin while making a sock puppet scrunch up a Mars bar in its maw. Best of the lot is an extended riff in which he umms and aahs endlessly as to which he prefers black and white or colour television.

At other times though he simply pushes things past endurance and enjoyment. His gleeful miming of penetrative sex and a seedy physical encounter with God struck me as damnably feeble. Taken together with the anti climaxes of multiple shaggy dog stories and you've got a show that is equal parts hit and miss.

As it stands Teeuwen's London debut only half satisfies. The best thing to do is pair it as a night out with the show that precedes it.

White Boy Tanika Gupta's gripping if workaday play about violence in a multi ethnic inner city school might seem a world away. Yet is it?

Adult supervision is glaringly absent and the National Youth Theatre's buoyantly physical production celebrates the energy of teenage anarchy despite its tragic consequences in the script. If you wanted to contemplate the chaotic fallout of Western liberalism at home and abroad you could do far worse than start here.

 

Bron: Telegraph.co.uk

 

Comedy review: Amsterdam Underground Comedy Presents... Hans Teeuwen | Micha Wertheim

Comedy review: Amsterdam Underground Comedy Presents... Hans Teeuwen | Micha Wertheim

Published Date: 21 August 2008

By Jay Richardson

AMSTERDAM UNDERGROUND COMEDY COLLECTIVE PRESENTS... HANS TEEUWEN


MICHA WERTHEIM


PLEASANCE DOME VENUE 23

THE influx of Dutch comedians is perhaps the most exciting trend in UK stand up over the last two years. To see Hans Teeuwen is to feel yourself in the presence of a master with the attendant pitfall that he won't compromise his art even when it meets with long periods of audience bewilderment. He's never less than captivating whether craving affection from a rapist sock spinning a story about a disabled fireman that is a gem of manipulative oratory or simply persuading the audience to repeat his name to a variety of pop songs. His Dr Hemmington number is a little too close to his signature Nostradamus tune also performed here but Teeuwen succeeds in "making the English language my bitch" and convincing you of Donald Duck's Nazi shame.

Micha Wertheim is every bit as perversely committed opening light with a Google translated introduction from Dutch. Like Teeuwen he won't sacrifice his show's integrity for easy laughs and pretty soon works his way into darker territory establishing his less than charitable charity and his status as an abortion survivor before explaining why he and his girlfriend want "mongoloid offspring". He has a skill for picking at the contradictions that bind society together and if he can't quite convince of disabled people's racism he is on surer ground with the democracy of gang rape.

With his amiable manner becoming increasingly fervent he finishes with a parable of his Melvinist beliefs that go some way to explaining his prejudice. The pair perform alternate three and four night runs.

 

Bron: living.scotsman.com

 

 

Dutch courage

Dutch courage

Brian Logan

Published 10 January 2008

After the murder of his friend and collaborator Theo van Gogh comedian Hans Teeuwen inherited the title of Holland's defender in chief of free speech.

Some comedians have nothing interesting to say about the world and say it interminably. "Their message " says the Dutch stand up Hans Teeu wen is that "'We have so much; in Africa they have nothing. Oh the injustice! Let's be nice to each other.'" Teeuwen is the opposite: he has urgent insightful things to say about the world but at least in his comedy refuses to do so. His absurdist stand up set was the most electrifying comedy at last year's Edinburgh Fringe. Yet its most remarkable quality was its silence on matters political given that Teeuwen has been a militant campaigner for free speech in the Netherlands since the assassination of the film maker Theo van Gogh his friend and colleague by Mohammed Bouyeri a Muslim zealot in 2004.

Van Gogh's killing has become a cause célèbre in the tortured tale of Dutch multiculturalism as have the controversial careers of the politicians Pim Fortuyn who was murdered in 2002 and Ayaan Hirsi Ali with Holland emerging as the stage on which the drama of Europe's accommodation with Islam is being most vividly played out. Van Gogh was first shot and then had his throat slit with a kitchen knife on an Amsterdam street after collaborating with the lapsed Muslim MP Hirsi Ali on a film Submission that attacked the treatment of women under Islam.

The murder fired up Holland's already high octane debate about "multi culti" and Enlightenment values. It also turned the spotlight on those who like Teeuwen who made the film Interview with van Gogh in 2003 shared the slain director's passion for plain speaking and might react angrily to his death.

Teeuwen's response was a curious one. Since van Gogh's killing Holland's best loved comedian has not performed comedy in his home country. Nor will he do so again. He denies this is in protest at the murder claiming simply to be seeking new challenges such as launching an English speaking stand up career and rebranding himself in Holland as a Sinatra inspired lounge singer. Last summer his fellow Dutch comedian Theo Maassen told me "[Hans] is scared about what might happen if he says what's on his mind" and Teeuwen admitted that "we're running out of big mouths in Holland and some people look at me as the next big mouth in line". But he later broke his silence to speak at the opening of a memorial to Theo van Gogh in Amsterdam where his a cappella burlesque on religion "Christians and goat fuckers everyone participates/Jesus and Muhammad on a public toilet" reassured doubters that this is one big mouth who won't be shut up for long.

What he won't do is address politics in his comedy. "Artistically for me that's not interesting " Teeuwen says. Judging by the 20 minutes he performed at Edinburgh his forthcoming London show will be an hour long he prefers Dadaist nonsense albeit nonsense performed with such psychotic commitment that it feels as urgent as the Apocalypse. "When you do surreal stuff " says Teeuwen "you have to give it some sort of necessity." In Edinburgh he applied this rule to a routine in which his failed magician father struggles to teach a rabbit to talk to a wickedly catchy ditty about Nostradamus and to a remarkable aural symphony of indecision as the comedian is forced to state a preference between black and white or colour films.

I usually have zero tolerance for so called "surreal" stand up but here I was pinned to my seat by the G force of his comic personality. That doesn't surprise Teeuwen a scholar of humour who thinks hard about what makes nonsense funny. His aim is "to constantly think 'What state is the audience in now? What do they least expect?'" This is not an intellectual process: "Comedy is more interesting when you don't know what it's about but somehow it strikes a chord." Instead Teeuwen scores his act like discordant music. "There's a rhythm in the way people talk all those gestures and intonations and pronunciations. And I use that rhythm without any logic. It's fucking with the laws of how people communicate.

"It's like when you're sitting on the back of a motorbike and you take a turn. You anticipate the bend. But then the rider suddenly does this . . ." and he yanks the bike in the opposite direction. If you're coming to his show he seems to be saying wear a helmet.

What doesn't interest him he says is "making people think. The highest you can achieve is to confuse people so they have to start thinking for themselves. If you want to control what the outcome will be you become a dictator." Teeuwen has a phobia for dogma which stems as much from real life as comedy. He recently debated free speech on a Dutch TV show called Bimbos and Burqas. "I insulted these three Muslim girls on television!" he says. In fact he spoke eloquently about his conviction that "everything with a certain status has a certain power" including religion. "Power always tends to corrupt and has to be ridiculed. If you can't do that any more you get creepy situations a dictatorship or something. That is why it must be done."

The very existence in prime time of such a programme which pits trashy modernity against conservative Islam shows how public and confrontational is Holland's discourse on multiculturalism. "The elevation of bluntness to a moral ideal " writes Ian Buruma is his book on the van Gogh killing Murder in Amsterdam "is a common trait in Dutch behaviour." Teeuwen it seems has inherited from van Gogh the title of defender in chief of free speech in the Netherlands. "Not that I was seeking a role in the public debate " he says. "It forced itself on me." As his anti religion song which has received more than a million hits online suggests he can be just as provocative. "Sometimes if you're being over polite you don't get a message across " he says. "You just sit and everybody agrees and nothing changes."

Teeuwen insists on the right to offend and is ready to be offended back. But van Gogh's murder has made people scared to speak out even more so than before the comedian says when Holland's centre left orthodoxy prevented criticism of multiculturalism for fear of appearing racist. Holland is in some ways a victim of its own equable anti authoritarian reasonableness he argues because in practice: "Both sides have to be willing to reason. If one side says 'Fuck that I'm not doing it' then you really have a problem. All your intelligence all your empathy skills are powerless. And how do you deal with that?"

How does tolerance deal with intolerance? In Murder in Amsterdam Buruma argues that Bouyeri who is Dutch Moroccan was motivated by alienation from an unwelcoming host culture. According to Buruma Europe must allow its Muslim citizens a greater stake in their adopted countries: must ask not what they can do to be more like us but what we can do to help them feel part of this culture. Teeuwen agrees only in part. "We need to find a way to connect with young Muslims " he says but mainly to "explain to them separation of church and state to explain equal rights of men and women".

There needs to be a conversation he believes from which the Dutch Establishment must stop "protecting" minorities because "it's protecting them from something they don't need to be protected from. Religions will change for the better through conversation. Islam is not the same as it was two hundred years ago and it will be different a hundred years from now. But some people will lose power when it changes."

The attempt by powerful elites within Islam to silence their critics is what Teeuwen objects to. For him free speech is non negotiable and is a responsibility as well as a right. Which makes it all the more surprising that in his comedy he keeps his opinions to himself. "It's just not my type of humour " he says. "Even in art I don't find political messages interesting. I find Apocalypse Now a much more interesting movie than Schindler's List." Fair enough but what about Dr Strangelove? I would love to see Teeuwen's absurdist comedy and his politics come together and make sparks. "Maybe it will happen " he concedes hesitantly. "But first I concentrate on being funny. That's the art. That's what makes people come and watch me. It's not easy to be funny in an original way. So you have to take that very very seriously."

Hans Teeuwen performs at the Soho Theatre London W1 from 18 January to 2 February. More details: www.sohotheatre.com

Bron: www.newstatesman.com

 

Surreal Dutch courage

Surreal Dutch courage

By Bruce Dessau Evening Standard   25.01.08  

Turning normality inside out: Hans Teeuwen is a true surrealist

There is really funny comedy and there is really interesting comedy and Hans Teeuwen's debut London run in English definitely falls into the latter category.

He is a big star in his native Holland and so his show is a must for anyone remotely interested in the notion of comedy as art. How much they will laugh is another matter.

This tall handsome entertainer is a true surrealist. Everything about his performance seems to turn normality inside out. He pulls faces flings his body about makes strange gibbering noises and embarks on lengthy shaggy dog stories that seem to have no pay off.

In fact he does everything a great comedian should do except tell conventional jokes.

Some of it particularly his offbeat singalong poetry works terrifically well and at the piano he is the missing link between Les Dawson and Victor Borge. Other routines are simply bemusing.

His messy sock puppet skit is juvenile and like a lewd Dr Ruth he offers a literal lecture in lovemaking that maybe works better in his more liberal homeland.

Above all Teeuwen is most reminiscent of legendary anti comedian Andy Kaufman or more precisely Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman in the biopic Man on the Moon. He is certainly fearless certainly boundary pushing and certainly skilful.

Yet ultimately this show does not hang together because he throws too many disparate ideas at the wall. What sticks is compelling what fails should not have made it through customs.

Bron: www.thisislondon.co.uk

 

Missed by the Dutch but a hit with Brits

Preview: Hans Teeuwen Soho Theatre London

Missed by the Dutch but a hit with Brits

By Charlotte Cripps

Wednesday 9 January 2008

Hans Teeuwen is a big cheese in Holland where his showbiz career has been blighted by personal tragedy. His brand of outrageous and surreal comedy rose to the nation's attention as part of a double act cabaret show called Heist in 1991. The following year his performing partner Roland Smeenk was killed in a road accident. Then in 2003 following the murder of his close friend Theo Van Gogh the film maker for whom Teeuwen devised the 2003 film Interview the comedian decided to stop doing stand up in his native country. "They miss me very much in Holland " he says. "People are crying and urging me to perform stand up every day."

Now he is restarting his career in a new language. Teeuwen who had rave reviews at the 2007 Edinburgh Fringe Festival as part of the Amsterdam Underground Collective has been invited by Soho Theatre to perform a full show. This will include extra material "I talk about extreme violence and sexuality" as well as whether to watch black and white or colour movies and Teeuwen's father's talking rabbit.

"Everything is completely new " he says. "It all got a bit repetitious in Holland and I needed a change. It's exciting to continue stand up outside of Holland as I can take the audience by surprise."

He says he is known for his onstage mood swings. "I can be confrontational and very rude one minute and then very poetic. My main aim is to keep the audience on its toes."

Teeuwen has not deserted his native country and has turned to singing Frank Sinatra songs with his jazz band in last year's show Hans Teeuwen Sings Songs That Have Been Performed Many Times Better By More Talented People. He has also been a guest on political TV programmes talking about free speech and the decline of Dutch liberalism.

"The great thing about being a solo comedian is the artistic freedom that it allows me. I can do whatever I want on stage and I don't have to compromise."

Bron: www.independent.co.uk

 

Hans Teeuwen delivers a Dutch masterclass

Hans Teeuwen delivers a Dutch masterclass

by SHARON LOUGHER Wednesday August 20 2008

Hans Teeuwen

Charismatic Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen is more than just a comic. Since the 2004 murder of his close friend controversial film maker Theo Van Gogh he has been a fierce and eloquent advocate of freedom of speech. Last year he won the 'Dutch TV moment of the year' for his brilliant defence of this ideal in front of three pro censorship female Muslim TV presenters. His disillusionment with the politics of his home country is the reason we've seen more of him on these shores during the past year or so. And on the strength of this very physical set that's a very good thing indeed.

During this tight gripping hour he up ends expectations plays linguistic tricks shouts sings cries laughs hysterically crawls along the floor and reworks an 'overrated' Mozart tune. A sizzling opening gambit where he takes on the guise of an anti genocide speaker with worryingly strange morals gives an idea of the places his material will take you; later he encounters God on whom he reluctantly ends up performing sexual favours.

Teeuwen is a sublime example of absurdist and surrealist comedy his flawless delivery gutsy and energetic. If there are still tickets left by the time you read this go and see him you'd be mad not to spend some time with this breathtaking performer.

Aug 21 to 24 Pleasance Dome V23 8.30pm.

Bron: www.metro.co.uk

 

Hans Teeuwen: interview

 

The comic who won't mind his language

The comic who won't mind his language

He's Holland's most famous comedian but from now on Hans Teeuwen will work only in English

Dominic Maxwell

On a tiny stage in a subterranean comedy club a Dutch comedian is making the Edinburgh Fringe his own. Starting out pretending to be so nervous that he's stuttering ending with a song about Nostradamus his act is nonsense real nonsense. And yet as he plays Popeye the Sailor Man on his cheeks or tells shaggy dog stories about his magician father he's selling it with all the intensity of Ian McKellen playing Lear. Amping himself up like Jim Carrey or a young Steve Martin he is blissfully painfully funny even if none of us quite knows why. Then again he's only playing a 20 minute set at the end of a variable bill of Dutch comedians. Can Hans Teeuwen really be this good for a whole show?

We'll find out later this week when he plays his first full English lnaguage shows. And if anyone can overturn the comic stereotoype of vowel churning Netherlanders 'Goldenmember in the third Austin Powers film; Harry Enfield's gay policemen' it's Teeuwen.

He is a household name at home where he has played huge tours and sold half a million DVDs. He'd probably be knocking them dead in Nijmegen tonight if he hadn't applied his anarchic instincts to his own career. 'It got to the point where I could predict the future' he says. 'And if I can predict the future I become uneasy.' So four years ago he vowed to stop performing in Dutch. To start all over again.

Sitting in an office at the Soho Theatre ' very very good for my English to do this' Teeuwen 40 has a glint in his eye backed up by a careful comedy brain. He's far from the slightly menacing madman you see on stage. 'Well what I do is acting' he says. 'And if you do surreal stuff nonsense stuff you have to act out everything to give it some significance. That's part of why I stopped 'it's exhausting.'

 

 

If that sounds precious you haven't seen Teeuwen. In Holland where he would perform for more than two hours he used to refuse to play more than three nights in a row. Here he's playing a one hour show five nights a week in a 140 seater: 'It's a nice lesson in humility' he chuckles. 'That's always good for an artist.' He started out in a double act Heist in the early 1990s. But after a year together they had a car crash coming home from a gig. His partner Roland Smeenk died. 'I was in bed for six months depressed. Then I had to start again.'

Going it alone he spurned the leftist agenda of some comedians,not because he disliked their politics more because he didn't want to hear them on stage. 'There are lots of comedians that have a message. I hate that. I want to be amoral on stage. It gives you more possibilities.'

So it's ironic that this apolitical performer has become a spokesman for freedom of speech ever since he stopped performing in Dutch. 'I never wanted to be political ' he says 'but I had no choice.' In November 2004 his friend the film director Theo van Gogh was brutally murdered by an Islamic extremist Mohammed Bouyeri incensed by a documentary van Gogh had made about Islam's treatment of women.

When Teeuwen unveiled a statue to van Gogh in Amsterdam he made a speech that mixed passion humour and a filthy song that told believers just what they could do with their prophet. He went on to defend that song against three Muslim women on a television show they hosted Bimbos en Boerkas Bimbos and Burkas . 'Everything with a certain status has a certain power ' he told them. 'Power always tends to corrupt and has to be ridiculed.'

Actually he points out he had always put meatier material into his act. But he would be wilfully extreme about it: 'With really serious subjects you can be subtle but you can also go like floooaaargh! ' as if you are not aware there is a taboo at all. That strikes me as funny.

'But if I used that same method with Islam in one of my shows now' he says 'I would be in big big trouble. I was brought up in a period of time in Holland where anything could be said. Ten years ago I remember comedians saying: 'There are no more taboos what are we going to do?' Well thank God 'literally' we found one again.'

Teeuwen is a wild and crazy ambitious and analytical guy. He's launching his own comedy website in March. Last year he toured with a jazz band singing Sinatra songs. He's serious about his singing too. 'I want to have alternatives ' he says. 'The way that I'm funny on stage I think that there's a time limit to it. I don't know many people who are all that funny after 55.'

Can Teeuwen become a genuine star all over again in the English language? No European comic since the great Victor Borge Danish has really done it. But Teeuwen has the talent and the sensibility for his nonsense to make sense the whole world over.

'A lot of English humour is about embarrassment' he says. 'The Office is all about that Extras too. Maybe it's your class system. But we don't have that in Holland. We don't look up to people. Don't think that you're more than anyone else you know? Everyone has to be as equal and flat as the country itself.'

Bron: The Times

 

 

Hans Teeuwen

 

Hans Teeuwen

Dominic Maxwell at the Soho Theatre W1

This is an important evening for me 'pleads Hans Teeuwen the Dutch comedian who has abandoned star status at home for a stab at success in Britain. 'Please find me funny.'

Well you couldn't say the first night crowd of his sold out run quite ruptured themselves laughing. Parts of his contrary capering played to silence; others to joyful roars. Many of them from me. Because at his best Teeuwen pronounced Tay when is about as funny as funny gets. Orthodoxies? He hates 'em not least those of a comedy show. So his big opener is an attack of crippling mock nerves 'It's going to be hilarity at the top of our priority list' he stutters amid dry heaves before contorting his roguish face to unnerve his audience. Because Teeuwen is not joking aside a comedian who needs our say so. He goes off on long flights of fancy talking about imaginary films or about the underwater spaceship he chances upon on holiday in France.

Comic invention has often been compared to jazz improvisation Teeuwen makes the comparison palpable launching into his stupid analysis of his alien captors' decor with all the passion of John Coltrane both paying tribute to and trashing My Favorite Things. His debate about which he prefers colour or black and white films a pathetic issue rendered rainbow coloured by the range and depth of his responses is the funniest thing I'll see all year.

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The comic who won't mind his language 

So his bum notes sound doubly bum amid such peaks. Nonsense it may be but his attitude to women is squirm inducing. Maybe that's the idea but his simulated sex session feels adolescent whether or not it's a comment on the tae kwondo practising nutter who may or may not be delivering it.

Teeuwen's excellent English isn't always subtle enough to sell his personas distinctly. Is he speaking deliberately Groucho like or is that just a Dutchman speaking snappy Americanised English? Are these characters or Hans Teeuwen?

No doubt he's happy with the ambiguity apple carts are a spur to mischief for Teeuwen not a place to find apples. Playing at his grand piano he's Duke Ellington Les Dawson and Animal from the Muppets. Singing a closing number about Nostradamus while bashing out rythms on an inverted amphora he sets up patterns for just long enough to make undermining them matter. Even his curtain call is a brilliant mockery.

Don't try this at home Teeuwen gets away with it sexism aside by being a pig headed satirist and a phenomenal performer. I'm not sure he'll find mainstream success he's too comfortable with discomfort. But the acting the absurdism the comic commitment? That translates just fine.

 

Bron: The Times

 

Comedy king in exile

Comedy king in exile

By Stephen Robb
BBC News

"Blissfully painfully funny." "Electrifying." "Outrageous and surreal." "A force of nature... a genius at work."

The arrival on these shores of an overseas comedy megastar performing his first full length shows in the UK has prompted rapturous press coverage.

Hans Teeuwen is a household name in his native Netherlands

But it is not this month's long awaited appearance of US comic turned movie star Chris Rock that has generated these particular superlatives although he has earned plenty as well .

This ecstatic praise is from previews of the two week run at London's Soho Theatre starting on Friday by Hans Teeuwen.

Never heard of him? That's exactly how he likes it.

A huge star in the Netherlands "the Dutch equivalent of Eddie Izzard" according to UK comic Adam Bloom Teeuwen has decided to transfer his career to a foreign country and foreign language.

"It's more exciting to do it somewhere where nobody knows you and do it in a foreign language and for people in a different country " he says.

"It's a lesson in humility. For character building very very interesting."

Further testing his character Teeuwen will appear before London audiences having performed almost no comedy for almost four years and none at all in his homeland.

Danger subject

The start of this hiatus coincided with the 2004 murder of his friend Theo van Gogh killed by a radical Islamist after the TV showing of the Dutch film maker's movie featuring abuse of a Muslim woman within a forced marriage.

Teeuwen says that his break was planned after more than a decade performing stand up but admits that the killing "didn't exactly make me enthusiastic to start again".

Van Gogh: A radical Islamist was jailed after confessing to his killing

"Theo being a friend of mine if I would have been still performing I am not really sure how I would have dealt with the subject " he says.

"Normally when I did controversial stuff I did it very bluntly to do it so rude it almost became absurd.

"Obviously it would be very hard to do that or very dangerous to do that for instance talking about the Prophet Muhammad."

While avoiding tackling the subject on stage Teeuwen has regularly done so on TV debates and elsewhere after finding himself thrust into the role of prominent free speech campaigner.

"In my heart I would rather be just a comedian and not get involved in any kind of politics or political discussions of this kind " he says.

But he admits that in the wake of the Van Gogh killing his thinking on the subject of freedom of speech was "compulsive" probably as a "way to deal with the trauma just because the actual event was too horrible to get a grasp on".

Eighty per cent nonsense and absurdity and 20% something else

 

Hans Teeuwen describes his act

Free speech is "non negotiable" he says.

"It's as fundamental as equal rights for men and women. These are the basic ideas of a free society they are crucial."

He adds: "There is this subject now that has emerged over the last nine or 10 years which is very very controversial. You can literally lose your life over it.

"Before that I couldn't think of any subject that has the same risk."

Despite his conviction his stand up shows almost completely avoid politics.

Absurdist act

The comic performed as part of the Amsterdam Underground Comedy Collective at last year's Edinburgh Fringe where critics regarded him as one of the finds of the festival.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY

Teeuwen's firecracker of a performance... for danger intensity and to hell with it idiosyncrasy is unlikely to be bettered at this year's [Edinburgh] festival

 

The Guardian

 

As soon as Hans Teeuwen takes to the stage the room crackles with a rare comic energy

 

The Times

 

His surreal show included a magician trying to teach a rabbit to speak a sock puppet eating a chocolate bar and Teeuwen playing Popeye the Sailor Man on his cheeks.

Teeuwen calls his act "80% nonsense and absurdity and 20% something else either semi autobiographical or controversial or political".

On the eve of his London run he adds: "We'll see if I like it and see if the audience likes it and if that in both cases is the case then that might be my restart as a stand up comedian."

But he adds: "It could turn out into just another bloodbath without any fun at all that is the risk I take."

That warning notwithstanding a successful translation to the UK comedy scene looks certain.

Hans Teeuwen is performing at London's Soho Theatre until 2 February.